Increase Traffic To Your Blog: The Incredible Secret Revealed!

I've had a revelation.

The Internet is swarming with new bloggers searching desperately for a way to increase traffic to their blog. They spend hours upon hours scouring through site after site trying to find the secret for opening the floodgates. The trouble is, there is no secret. They spend all this time, and for what? The only people who derive any benefit from this process are the owners of the "How To" blogs themselves.

And therein lies the secret!

If you want to increase traffic to your blog, create a blog about how to increase traffic to your blog. It can't fail!

If you decide to try, let me know how it works out.

Welcome To The New Cause

Oh, hey. Yeah I forgot to mention that I have a brand new video! The video is sort of a public service announcement/mini-documentary on the struggles faced by shadow puppets during the daytime hours. It's kind of sad, but I think it's important because it really exposes people to this little known problem being faced in puppet communities worldwide.

If you're going to get behind a cause, this is the one to support. These shadow puppets are facing daily bouts of severe depression, ridicule from their sock puppet cousins, and discrimination from employers who remain insensitive to their disability. Things are even worse for shadow puppets residing in the upper latitudes, such as in Alaska, where months of continuous daylight are causing the suicide rate to skyrocket.

Anyway, watch it. Tell your friends. Make posters and bumper stickers. Hold rallies. Tell Bono.