Fuck Flu!

All the students on campus received this email today from the college health center. I've excluded some of the boring stuff (read: practically all of it), and just left in the meat of the message:

"There is confirmed influenza on campus...It is important to note that influenza in the United States is not the same as the "avian flu" that you have read so much about in the news."

Yeah, that's good stuff.