Quiznos Modeling Agency

This weekend was pretty uneventful. Xenogears happened. My computer decided to be a dick so I got back at him by stealing his soul which involved wiping his hard drive and reinstalling Tiger. I definitely showed him.

Some of us peoples went to Quiznos for lunch today because that Mesquite Chicken sub is so delectable but there was this lady there who made the whole visit a little less enjoyable. Basically, we wanted to sit on the barstools because barstools are fun but this lady, who thought she was a model or something by the way she was sitting and eating, decided to sit down in the middle of five barstools leaving two on either side of her. Of course, there were three of us so we were basically screwed. We walked back and forth behind her for a little while trying to give her subtle hints that she was being a bitch like saying, "Man I wish three people were two people so we could sit down at the bar here" and "Don't you just hate those people who sit down at the middle barstool which basically fucks any other group that might want to sit down?" Anyway, after a little while she had to go to the bathroom and make herself throw up so when she left we pushed her stuff over to the end and sat ourselves down and when she came back we just pretended not to see her. I mean, we're not assholes or anything, we just thought it was rude how she'd do that. I guess maybe she's just an idiot who didn't even know what she was doing but I doubt that. You have to be pretty smart to be a model these days. At least that's what my friends tell me. Previously I had thought it just took bulimia and the willingness to sleep with anyone and everyone. But I don't claim to be an expert on the subject. Of course maybe she wasn't even a model since I think models usually have like five boyfriends with them at any given time and all the boyfriends have really good hairstyles.