Welcome to 'Scarcely Hygienic'

Hello there. If you're here and reading this you probably clicked the wrong link, entered the wrong URL, or something like that. You were probably looking for some sort of dental hygienist porn or possibly just searching for a better antiperspirant. It's understandable considering the name of this here thingy so I don't blame you if you hit the back button now. Anyways, if on the off chance you're here because you want to be then I'll just say welcome and that I hope you enjoy yourself. There isn't much here yet, but there will be. Feel free to come back later and poke around if you want.